¿Gay o europeo? Vídeo random de la semana xD

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ELLE:There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well-tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh please he's gay, totally gay!

CALLAHAN:I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

ALL:That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fey?

EMMETE: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
ELLE: Look at his silk, translucent socks.
CALLAHAN:There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

ELLE: What are we seeing?
CALLAHAN: Is he gay?
ELLE: Of course he's gay -
CALLAHAN: Or European?

ALL: Ohhhhhh . . .
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

WARNER:Well, hey don't look at me.

VIVIAN: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
ALL: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks.

ELLE: Oh please.

ALL: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

WARNER: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

ALL: Is he gay or European?
Or -

ENID: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk,
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way!

ALL: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

ELLE: Is automatically-radically -
CALLAHAN: Ironically-chronically -
VIVIAN: Certainly-pertin'tly -
WARNER: Genetically-medically -
ALL: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY (pause)

-DAMNIT!

Gay or European?
CALLAHAN: So stylish and relaxed.
ALL: Is he gay or European?
CALLAHAN: I think his chest is waxed.
VIVIAN: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

ALL: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

BROOKE: Yeah* his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed.

ALL: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

JUDGE: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight
On Saturday!

ALL: Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro-

EMMETT: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

CALLAHAN: The floor is yours.

EMMETT: So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
NIKOS: Two years.

EMMETT: And your first name again is...?
NIKOS: Nikos.

EMMETT: And your boyfriend's name is...?
NIKOS: Carlos.
CROWD: (Gasps)

NIKOS: I-I sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend,
I thought you say best friend! Carlos is my best friend.

CARLOS: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it! I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples!
I have, a big announcement!
This man is gay AND European!

ALL: WHOAH!
CARLOS: And neither is his brace -

ALL: OH.

CARLOS: You've got to stop you're** being
A completely closet case!

ALL: Don't!***

CARLOS: It's me not her he's seein'
No matter what he say!
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret!

NIKOS: I'm straight!

CARLOS:You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

ALL:And European!

CARLOS:He's gay!

ALL:And European!

CARLOS:He's gay!

ALL:And European and gay!

NIKOS: Fine okay I'm gay!

ALL: Hooray!