jueves, 13 de octubre de 2011

¿Gay o europeo? Vídeo random de la semana xD

Se admiten apuestas :P



ELLE:There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well-tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh please he's gay, totally gay!

CALLAHAN:I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

ALL:That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fey?

EMMETE: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
ELLE: Look at his silk, translucent socks.
CALLAHAN:There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

ELLE: What are we seeing?
CALLAHAN: Is he gay?
ELLE: Of course he's gay -
CALLAHAN: Or European?

ALL: Ohhhhhh . . .
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

WARNER:Well, hey don't look at me.

VIVIAN: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
ALL: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks.

ELLE: Oh please.

ALL: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

WARNER: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

ALL: Is he gay or European?
Or -

ENID: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk,
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way!

ALL: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

ELLE: Is automatically-radically -
CALLAHAN: Ironically-chronically -
VIVIAN: Certainly-pertin'tly -
WARNER: Genetically-medically -
ALL: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY (pause)

-DAMNIT!

Gay or European?
CALLAHAN: So stylish and relaxed.
ALL: Is he gay or European?
CALLAHAN: I think his chest is waxed.
VIVIAN: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

ALL: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

BROOKE: Yeah* his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed.

ALL: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!

JUDGE: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight
On Saturday!

ALL: Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro-

EMMETT: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

CALLAHAN: The floor is yours.

EMMETT: So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
NIKOS: Two years.

EMMETT: And your first name again is...?
NIKOS: Nikos.

EMMETT: And your boyfriend's name is...?
NIKOS: Carlos.
CROWD: (Gasps)

NIKOS: I-I sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend,
I thought you say best friend! Carlos is my best friend.

CARLOS: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it! I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples!
I have, a big announcement!
This man is gay AND European!

ALL: WHOAH!
CARLOS: And neither is his brace -

ALL: OH.

CARLOS: You've got to stop you're** being
A completely closet case!

ALL: Don't!***

CARLOS: It's me not her he's seein'
No matter what he say!
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret!

NIKOS: I'm straight!

CARLOS:You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

ALL:And European!

CARLOS:He's gay!

ALL:And European!

CARLOS:He's gay!

ALL:And European and gay!

NIKOS: Fine okay I'm gay!

ALL: Hooray!

4 comentarios:

El Guardián dijo...

Se lo han currado mazo!!!

pero queda claro. Es un europeo GAY!! xD

tita hellen dijo...

Acabo de leer que los gays lo tienen mnás dificil para encontrar empleo en general: sí, debe ser que los españoles somos muy gays,todo encaja. Besotes

Goblinoide dijo...

El Guardián: y que lo digas xD pues vídeos de coña de Phoenix Wright como estos, los hay a miles en Youtube... Te prometo que este no es el mejor xD y sí, tenía toda la pinta xD

Hellen: pues no sé porqué, será un cliché pero en general los que conozco van con un aspecto mucho más cuidado que muchos heterosexuales, y otro estudio dice que los guapos cobran hasta un 25% más que los feos :P supongo que ambas cosas se compensarán y terminarán cobrando lo mismo que el resto... que a día de hoy, como bien dices, es cero xD

Un abrazo a los dos ^^

Felix MMV dijo...

JAJAJA Gracias por el vídeo Goblinoide, me he reído con ganas. Sobre lo ser gay e ir mas cuidado, como heterosexual debo de admitir que seguramente sea verdad. A un servidor le entran temblores cada vez que alguien menciona las cosas que hace la gente para estar mas guapa. Nos leemos!!!