Tira un D6

Encontrado en el Diario Friki de Endakil... Qué épico xD No he podido resistirme a ponerlo...
Es una parodia rolera del tema Like a G6, de Far East Movement. Que lo disfrutéis.

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we do it right, candles flicker
Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Gimme perception check (check)
Make your damn roll worthwhile
Players love my style, at my table gettin wild
Got these schemes a plottin, I got my map and my cloak
Got the players heads a poppin, someone get me more Coke!

HELL YEAA
Level up! Lev- Level up!
Goblins all around me I be hackin em all up!
I be hackin em all up!
I be hackin em all up!
When there’s Goblins all around me I be hackin em all up up up

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we think we fight giant lizards
Getting treasure piled high (piled high), Like the Rogue, Nyx
Steal a wallet from that guy? Roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

Keepin it keepin it wild, In the forest I got style,
I’m a level thirty ranger, I been playin for a while
This is how we live, every single night
Necromancer raise the dead , and let me see them fight (ight ight ight)
HELL YEAA
Raise em up, raise, raise em up!
Zombies all around me I be hackin them all up
I be hackin them all up
I be hackin them all up
When there zombies all around me I be hackin them all up up up

Sittin down here with these mice, I’m a wizard
When we play we go all night, eating twizzlers
Got my spell books piled high, (piled high) learning new tricks
Shooting lightning to the sky, (whispered) roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
A HA HA HA HA Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
A HA HA HA HA Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

Its that Dungeon Crawlin Beast make you put yo shields up
Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
Its that Dungeon Crawlin Beast make you put yo shields up
Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
HELL YEAAA Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
HELL YEAAA Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we do it right, candles flicker
Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6

Roll a D6, roll a D6

HA ha ha ha ha DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6

Roll a D6, roll a D6
HA ha ha ha ha DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6